A practising sports scientist, strength & conditioning coach, researcher, and general health and wellness guru. Writing about the Ducks for fame and fortune and... well, mostly just for kicks. Opinions should absolutely not be taken too seriously and do not reflect my professional opinion in nearly any way, shape or form, on any occasion or topic. It's just good fun and in this space, I'm just a fan like the rest of you. The unabashed driver of the Brad Lambert for Ducks captain in 2022 bandwagon. His long, luscious, locks are so fine, it wouldn't even matter if he couldn't play. But he can. Oh, he can.