Christmas movies are a big part of the Christmas season. In the light-hearted spirit of Christmas, I’ve decided to have a little fun. If the Anaheim Ducks were characters from a Christmas movie, who would they be?
Who doesn’t love Christmas movies? The characters, the music, and the narrative are all so wonderful. I feel a similar joy watching classic Christmas movies that I do when I watch the Anaheim Ducks play hockey.
When I was younger, one of my favorite parts of the Christmas season was curling up next to the fire and watching the Christmas classics. I, myself, am partial to the brilliant stop-motion holiday specials created by Rankin/Bass, such as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and, my personal favorite, Santa Clause is Coming to Town. Who doesn’t love Fred Astaire?
In sticking with the light-hearted spirit of Christmas, I decided to have a little fun. Again, much like “What Can the Anaheim Ducks Expect Under Their Christmas Tree?” this article is mainly meant for entertainment purposes only.
Today I am answering a very “important” question. If the Anaheim Ducks were characters from a Christmas movie, who would they be?
The Anaheim Duck’s Honorable Mentions
Although I’d love to go more in-depth for every player on the team, there is only so much I can say about each one of them. Nevertheless, for kicks and giggles, they’re still worth mentioning.
Hermey the Elf — Hampus Lindholm: Hampus Lindholm may not want to leave the NHL to pursue dentistry, but if you dressed him up as an elf, he’d bear a strong resemblance to the blonde haired, wide-eyed, dreamer.
He is also really good at making the opposition less of a threat, similar to how Hermey did in Rudolph when he removed all the teeth from the Abominable Snowman.
Frosty the Snowman — Patrick Eaves: After everything Patrick Eaves been through these past few seasons, it’s always exciting when he’s back on the ice. Unfortunately, it’s rare to see him on the ice these days, just like a snowman coming to life because of a magic top hat. Then, he’s gone just as quickly, with the promise to return as soon as he can.
Gizmo — John Gibson: There aren’t a lot of people who consider the 1984 motion picture, the Gremlins, a Christmas classic. In fact, some might call it a horror film. Nevertheless, like Gizmo, John Gibson is always the person who saves the day.
The Abominable Snowman — Nick Ritchie: Last season, it was slightly terrifying to watch Nick Ritchie play hockey. We always felt like something bad would happen when he stepped foot on the ice (mainly taking penalties.) However, he has come back this season and it seems as though he’s learned the error of his ways. He is now using his skills for a better purpose.
King Moonracer — Bob Murray: Bob Murray is the King of the Island of Misfit Toys. I don’t think I need to explain this one too much.
Kevin McCallister — Ondrej Kase: Much like Kevin from Home Alone, Ondrej Kase is always outsmarting those who are trying to rob his team of a win! I also considered Kase for Buddy the Elf, since he’s always smiling. However, I found this option suited him a little better.
The Little Drummer Boy — Corey Perry: Corey Perry is the player people either love or they hate. Much like the classic movie, The Litte Drummer boy. Perry is also known to march to the beat of his own drum.
Hero Boy — Kiefer Sherwood: Even though it seemed like the opportunity to play in the NHL may have passed him by, Kiefer Sherwood’s belief was restored when he signed with the Anaheim Ducks.
Now, we’re three months into the season, and he’s one of the only rookies who has consistently stayed in the lineup. So, it is true. As it is said in the Polar Express, “the bell still rings for those who believe.”
Clarice — Cam Fowler: Cam Fowler is known for his optimism, much like Clarice was in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Although some might find it odd that I am comparing Cam Fowler to a female character in a Christmas movie, I feel like his personality resonates with the bold, yet innocent, doe that became a voice of reason for her friend in his time of uncertainty.