An Ode To Teemu
By Editorial Staff
(Apologies to PROVERBS, xxxi. 25-28)
“Strength, and honour are his clothing;
And he shall rejoice in time to come.
He openeth his mouth with wisdom;
and upon his blades is the law of speed.
He looketh well to the ways of his barn;
and eateth not the bread of idleness.
His teammates arise up, and call him blessed;
his coach also, and he praiseth him.”