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See What Happens When The Ducks Don’t Do What I Tell Them To?
With Koivu out (groin pull), Getzlaf at the side of his pregnant wife and another bad in-net performance by “he who shall not be named”, the Ducks fell to an aggressive Kings team 3-2. This morning,…Read More
Ducks Need To Krush Kings!
Noon Update: Will we see Getzy with his wife in labor? To say that the Race in the West is tighter than a frog’s bum would be belaboring the point. To say that both teams will hit the ice with all…Read More
Ducks Embarass Beyond Belief
If you go to the official Anaheim site right now, the first two stories that come up are the 9-3 loss and then a piece on their diaper drive. How apropos, considering they played like a bunch of babies…Read More
Ducks Sweep Road Trip
To say “it was another bad start for the Oilers” is just rubbing salt in the wound…or beating a dead horse…or slapping Devan Dubnyk around…or…oh, I think you get the gist. Reading the shots…Read More
Fillet O’ Fish and ‘Flame Off’
Do the Ducks stand a chance? A snowball’s chance in H-E-double-hockey-sticks? Mathematically, it’s a mid-level ‘maybe’. Emotionally it’s the same old same old. Vocalizations during games are…Read More
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BEAUCHY’S BACK! … But Darth Hiller’s Out
**Doin’ the happy hockey dance** Remember a defenseman named Francois Beauchemin in 2007? Remember…Read More
Say Goodbye to Voros, Welcome Emery!
The Anaheim Ducks have signed Ray Emery and put Aaron Voros on waivers! Its about time the Ducks got…Read More
Ryan’s Return & Stats Galore!
Getzy, sporting an angry looking scar between his eyes, confirmed that he’s ready to get back into…Read More
Mile High Mayhem – Ducks 3, Avs Zipperino
The boys picked up the slack last night against the Avs and Corey Perry netted all three goals for the…Read More
Hiller Overworked Rumours Prove To Be True
An exhausted and dizzy Jonas Hiller will not appear Saturday vs the Colorado Avalanche. The Ducks have…Read More
Ducks vs. Sharks – Here We Go Again…Again.
Screw this manufactured “Freeway Faceoff” of Ducks vs. Kings. That’s just a load of malarkey.…Read More
…And We’re Back! All Star Fun, Ducks On A Tear and Danny Sexton – The Human Yo-Yo
Going into the break, the Ducks have won four of their last five and are looking pretty fine despite…Read More
Meet The New Duck, Nothing Like The Old Duck
Well, we all knew this day would inevitably arrive. Let all the horrible jokes begin! No, I’m serious,…Read More
Ducks Slapped With Anti-Semite Suit
I’ll write about our SWEEEEEEET win against the Boob Jackets and more on Saku Koivu love later. Right…Read More
Saku Koivu’s Homecoming
The ads that start with “If Sidney Crosby lights the lamp…” and “If Roberto Luongo stands…Read More
Ducks Fall To Leafs
Despite a strong start and George Parros face-planting Colton Orr in the first, the Ducks let the wear…Read More
Ducks In Leafland
Why is Jiggy starting against the Ducks? Whose sick joke was this? Is it because he knows Selanne’s…Read More
We Will Prevail! Ducks 3, Oilers 2
Teemu Selanne now has 1,300 points and 620 goals, reaching ever higher into the rarified air of attaining…Read More
Bobby Ryan Hat Trick & Blues Are Sore Losers
It’s lovely when your team is winning, but it’s even sweeter when your two closest adversaries are…Read More
Cam Fowler – Is There A More Perfect Name For Our Duckling?
Cam Fowler’s going to the All Star Game. He can’t even drink legally yet, but he’s our go-to…Read More
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