Ducks Embarass Beyond Belief

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If you go to the official Anaheim site right now, the first two stories that come up are the 9-3 loss and then a piece on their diaper drive. How apropos, considering they played like a bunch of babies against the Blues.

{What happened to the Ducks}

Jarkko Ruutu scored on his first shift as a Duck and Teemu Selanne racked up #625 and then…that’s all she wrote.

Postgame interviews consisted of the usual verbal self-flagellation, but talk is evidently not enough. The boys had clearly lost the game by the middle of the first and what did we have in net? Corpses? This guy?

Now, if you will excuse me, I have to purchase a new television set in order to watch the Heritage Classic.

Topics: Aaron Voros, AHL, Anaheim, Andreas Lilja, Andy Sutton, Bob Murray, Bobby Ryan, Cam Fowler, Corey Perry, Crunch, Curtis McElhinney, Dan Sexton, Ducks, Francois Beauchemin, George Parros, Hockey, Ice, Jarkko Ruutu, Jason Blake, Joffrey Lupul, Jonas Hiller, Kyle Chipchura, Kyle Chipchurra, Lubomir Visnovsky, Matt Beleskey, NHL, Nick Bonino, Niedermayer, Randy Carlyle, Ryan Carter, Ryan Getzlaf, Saku Koivu, Sheldon Brookbank, Sports, Syracuse, Teemu Selanne, Todd Marchant, Toni Lydman

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