Ducks Embarass Beyond Belief

If you go to the official Anaheim site right now, the first two stories that come up are the 9-3 loss and then a piece on their diaper drive. How apropos, considering they played like a bunch of babies against the Blues.

{What happened to the Ducks}

Jarkko Ruutu scored on his first shift as a Duck and Teemu Selanne racked up #625 and then…that’s all she wrote.

Postgame interviews consisted of the usual verbal self-flagellation, but talk is evidently not enough. The boys had clearly lost the game by the middle of the first and what did we have in net? Corpses? This guy?

Now, if you will excuse me, I have to purchase a new television set in order to watch the Heritage Classic.