Announcement From Honda Center*

* (Not really, but this is how a lot of us fans feel like we’ve been treated)

{By Guest Writer Geno}

"Dear members of the media, Ducks’ players, coaches, managment, security, maintenance staff, and fans. It has been brought to our attention that the Anaheim Mighty Ducks have no home games scheduled on Saturday’s during the 2010-2011 regular season.We also have learned that they are no longer the Mighty Ducks. What a shame. We love the Disney movie. Did Pronger steal part of the name on his way out the door? We’ll make sure to investigate.As for the scheduling, which by some people has been call ‘unfair’. We have a perfectly logical explanation. Here goes: nanee nanee boo boo. We don’t care about your stupid hockey team. This is tinsel town. Besides, Prince Gary Bettman has assured us that the Los Angeles Kings team would be more competitive this season. Thus, we knew that we would make a high profit by signing Justin Bieber and the cast of Glee to a series of concerts over the next 5 years (similar to Celine Dion and Cher in Las Vegas). If we had our way, the home games would be scheduled only on Monday mornings. Everyone hates Mnodays anyway, so might as well give them something to do. That is all. Fans, we hate you. Love,Ponda Management Team."