Mommy, make the scary Ducks go away!

In Preparation For The Panthers Game...

 With Apologies To “Away In A Manger”
Away ‘tween the pipes his crease scraped up right,
Darth Hiller awaited the oncoming fights.
Big Georgie squares up with Darcy at bay,
While Wideman fumes on the bench with nary to say.
Tension is rising, the puck doth hit ice,
Then gear goes a flying and no one makes nice.
Corey Perry feels left out and goes for Ellerby,
And Big Bob tumbles Allen (which is something to see!)
Both Sexy and Fowler stay out of the fray,
While Parros and Hordichuk continue to wale away.
Soon the combatants tire and we can continue the game,
While the behemoths retire to their boxes where they will feel shame.

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