I’m Sooooo Glad I Hate Basketball!!!

According to the bible, “To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven…”

Does that ring true for the moronic behaviour of Los Angeles Lakers fans as well?

A taxi cab was set on fire and the driver had to be rescued.

A mob assaulted a city bus and the driver and riders had to be rescued.

Cars parked near Staples Center and L.A. Live had their windows smashed in.

If it was ignitable, it was set alight.

I was awakened last night by what I thought was a bomb going off.  Nope.  Just Lakers fans setting off fireworks.

The LAPD used horses, nonlethal rounds and teargas to break up the crowds.  Pity.  I wish they would have used attack dogs and miniguns.

Next week is the NHL Draft at Staples Center and I’ll get to have the pleasure of trying to explain what happened to people from several different countries, because even though I wasn’t involved in last night’s idiocy, I do live in this city and we all know that residents are held accountable for the actions of their fellow man…even if they are pigs.

Wait, that’s insulting to pigs.

Paramecium.

Wait, paramecium have more brains.

What has fewer brain cells than a one celled protozoa?

Ooh!  I know!

LAKERS FANS!!!