Halak Didn’t Get Shallacked!

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Woohoo!!  **doing the happy hockey dance**

I’ll let my fellow pundits put the icing on the cake on this one and for anyone who was rooting for the flippy Flyers, I have only one thing to say to you {however, all of the words in my statement are illegal, so I leave it up to your imagination}.

 Oh, and what was up with Colburn picking up the puck and hurling it down ice? 

The most entertaining part of the game was the funny things coming out of the commentators mouths.  Here’s a sampling:

Smelly glove to the face.

Meat mallet.

Fixed bayonet hockey.

Constipated defense.

A pudgy four goal lead.

Seventy-ish footer eye-high for Halak.

Defensemen coming down the boards and shrinking the rink.

Steady as she goes through center.

Hartnell like a buzzsaw after Gorges.

The puck is loose on the doorstep.

Swiiiiiing, and a miss!

Right into the mush.

But the best contribution was a text from fellow blogger Frank, “Honey, I shrunk the Habs!”